This guy..

So the other day when I was chuckling about town, this guy suddenly ran up the road fell flat on his face then got up hid in a doorway. Then a kraftwerk tour de france guy comes up the road calmly puts his bike down on the road then smacks the shit out of the guy in the doorway. When we asked why he was doing he told us the drunk guy ran into the middle of the road and pushed he off his bike into traffic.